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Written by Krazy Coupon Guy Rick

Puff the Coupon Maven

Puff, the Coupon Maven, lived near Boise,
And double-checked her shopping list to Buy One Get One Free.

Little Joanie Demer loved that rascal Puff,
and watched her stack her coupons to buy some tasty stuff. Oh

Puff, the Coupon Maven, lived near Boise,
And double-checked her shopping list to Buy One Get One Free.
Puff, the Coupon Maven, lived near Boise,
And double-checked her shopping list to Buy One Get One Free.

Together they would travel with a cart down crowded aisles,
Joanie kept a lookout as she watched Puff’s determined smiles,
Noble clerks and stockers would bow whene’er they passed,
Vendor reps would lower their eyes when Puff roared out her name. Oh

Puff, the Coupon Maven, lived near Boise,
And double-checked her shopping list to Buy One Get One Free.
Puff, the Coupon Maven, lived near Boise,
And double-checked her shopping list to Buy One Get One Free.

A Maven lives forever but not so little girls,
Painted nails and navel rings make way for boys and pearls.
One grey night it happened, Joanie Demer came no more,
And Puff that Mighty Maven, she ceased her fearless roar.

Her head was bent in sorrow, unused coupons fell like rain,
Puff no longer shopped at Albertson's down on Cherry Lane,
Without her life-long friend, Puff could save no more,
So Puff the Mighty Maven, sadly slipped out of the store. Oh

Puff, the Coupon Maven, lived near Boise,
And double-checked her shopping list to Buy One Get One Free.
Puff, the Coupon Maven, lived near Boise,
And double-checked her shopping list to Buy One Get One Free.

HEATHER HAD A LITTLE JAM

Heather had a little jam,
Its price was very low.
And everywhere that Heather went,
The jam was sure to flow.
She dropped a dime on jam one day,
So much she liked the spread.
It made the other shoppers say,
"Nice jam – We have some bread!"

KCG Rick

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