I’m back with another round of weird Amazon products. Make sure to read until the end to find out my favorite this month. Here’s a hint: it’ll give you an instant Dad bod!

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Lightsaber Chopsticks

These are seriously cool eating devices — Star Wars fan or not.

Blackhead Toy Ear

If you spend hours watching pimple-popping videos on YouTube, blackheads may be just as satisfying.

Expires Dec 31, 2022

The Hen Handbag

Given the excellent reviews, this is a must-have for your spring wardrobe… NOT.

Umbrella Hat

Is it just me or should the umbrella be angled down? As is, it seems like it would collect rain instead of keeping it away from me.

Expires Dec 31, 2022

The Screaming Goat

I’m not really sure of the purpose of this product, but with over 26,000 ratings, whoever invented it must be really happy about it.

Beer Belly Fanny Pack

And last but not least, my favorite product this month — this spacious fanny pack features a hairy beer belly print for the perfect instant Dad bod.

Expires Dec 31, 2022

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