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12 Goofy Disney Parks Tips That Won't Work

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Listen, we love good Disney vacation hacks to save serious money or get freebies. It’s like buried gold. But sometimes, the tips you’ll find on blogs or TikTok are fool’s gold; they straight-up won’t work.

So before you find yourself embarrassed or spending more than you’d planned, you’ll want to be armed with the knowledge that there are some Disney TikTok tips that are too good to be true. We’ve done the research to help you out.

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1. You can’t really get free Disney tickets anymore when you do a timeshare tour.

The entrance to the Disney Vacation Club building.

Yeah, this one’s a bummer. Not that many years ago, there were gobs of resorts that wanted you to check out their timeshares, and when you were done, you’d get free tickets to Disney. No longer.

The only timeshares we’ve found that are actively doing these tours are Westgate Lakes Resort in Orlando and the Disney Vacation Club. Westgate makes you pay $40 to attend, which goes toward any “gift” you receive at the end of the presentation (usually a $100 Disney gift card), plus “special rates” on park tickets. There are a bunch of other timeshares in the Orlando area that follow the same format.

Disney Vacation Club freebies vary but usually come in the form of a $25 – $100 Disney gift card, breakfast, or dessert. Making it through an awkward presentation doesn’t pay like it used to.


2. Extra Magic Hours don’t save you any time, really.

A Disney employee directing patrons to the Early Entry line for guests of participating hotels at the entrance of Disney Hollywood.

You should check the Disney World or Disneyland park calendars before you get into the parks to check if Magic Morning or Extra Magic Hours are happening since they tend to make the parks more crowded.

Even if you’re among the lucky resort guests who get into the park early or stay late, the extra crowds will essentially eat up your extra time with longer waits throughout the day.

And Disney is already expensive enough, so you’ll want to avoid Disney crowds as much as you can.

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3. Birthday freebies at Disney aren’t really a thing.

A close up of a Disney birthday button pinned on a child's Mickey and Minnie sweatshirt.

When you get into the park, we always suggest getting a free celebration button at any shop. You can get a button if you’re celebrating a birthday, anniversary, first visit, or any other celebration. And Cast Members will go out of their way to tell you “Happy Birthday!”

Unfortunately, this is as far as the freebies go. We’ve heard reports on Disney TikToks that people get free food and souvenirs, but when we went to Disney, this didn’t seem to be the case at any kiosks or counter-service restaurants.

And in that vein …


4. Anything you’ve read about FastPass is old news.

A fastpass reminder ticket for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad in front of the ride's entrance at Disneyland.

Disney officially replaced their FastPass service on Dec. 8, 2021, with the Lightning Lanes. While they’re similar to Disney FastPasses, there’s a big difference: you’ve gotta pay for them — to the tune of $20 per person per day via Disney’s Genie+.

And some rides require “Individual Lightning Lane” tickets, which cost $7 – $20 each, depending on the ride and season. Regardless of which Lightning Lane you’ve bought, you can only use one pass per ride per day.

So if you were planning on using the free FastPass to avoid lines all day, you’ll want to reassess — and check out our ways to avoid crowds at Disney.


5. Don’t expect a birthday call from a Disney character at the hotel.

A child standing near a garden with Princess Belle in the background at Disney World.

Previously, if you stayed at a Disney resort hotel with a child celebrating a birthday, a Disney character would call on the big day. According to the official Disney site, there’s no mechanism for scheduling this right now, but if you call the front desk, you might be able to set something up — no promises, though.

There also used to be an option to set up a Disney birthday call via the Disney Channel website, but that has since been discontinued.


6. You can’t use the Lost & Found for free storage.

Entrance to the Walt Disney World Chamber of Commerce, which is also the lost and found.

Some TikTokers say they turn THEIR OWN BAGS into Disney Lost & Found and then retrieve them later to save $10 – $15 per day on the park’s storage lockers.

That’s a really risky way to save a little money. Because when you turn in a “lost” item, it goes into Disney’s Lost & Found system. Disneyland told us that it typically takes 24 – 48 hours for an item to even be registered in the system and up to two weeks to return to the owner.

That seems like a big gamble that could end up with you separated from your bags for a long time.



7. Free stickers aren’t available through all Cast Members.

Someone showing off four Disneyland stickers with Mickey Mouse on them.

Sometimes, Cast Members have some stickers that they can give out to kids, but it’s a roll of the dice. We’ve heard that if you ask maintenance staff (in white outfits), they’ll be more likely to have stickers to give out.

That said, we asked just about every Cast Member we could find at Disney World and struck out every time.

Also, there’s a TikTok tip that if you say “Do you have any magic?” you’ll get freebies, but Cast members just smiled at us and said no.


8. Ride freebies at Disney are largely discontinued.

A person's hand opening the curtain to the Tomorrowland Speedway driver's license booth, revealing the $6 price tag.

While you used to be able to get a free Autopia/Tomorrowland Speedway driver’s license, a Dumbo pilot’s card, or a death certificate from the Haunted Mansion, these items have been largely discontinued.

If you still want these items, you can purchase some of them at the gift shop at the end of the ride — like the $6 Tomorrowland Speedway driver’s license. But if your heart was set on these freebies, you’re going to want to look elsewhere or budget around $15 for it.


9. You can’t order Starbucks in the park using the Starbucks app.

People waiting in a long line for the Starbucks inside the Disney World park.

This one’s a bummer because the lines are substantial, and pretty much every other fast-service restaurant inside the parks lets you order ahead. But it’s a no-go for Starbucks; you gotta wait in line like everybody else. And the wait will likely be longer than some rides, depending on when you go …

It might be easier to zip over to Disney Springs outside the park, where you can order Starbucks using the app.

If you’re looking for more ways to save at Disney restaurants, no worries. We have all the Disney dining tips that’ll save you as much as you can on your Disney vacation.


10. You can’t pool hop at Disney hotels.

disney resort all-star movies pool

The days of Disney Vacation Members being allowed complimentary pool hopping are on hold. Disney has suspended all pool hopping adventures in order to prevent overcrowding of select pools. Now guests can only swim at the pools of resorts they are staying at.


11. You can’t enter a ride through the exit as parks close.

The Disneyland Star Wars Millennium Falcon ride at night.

This one’s just dumb. Disney TikTokers say they squeeze in one last ride by entering through the exit and hopping the barrier near the front of the line. Not only is it super rude, but it’s super not OK with Disney; if you get caught, you could be banned from the park. For life. Not exactly worth an extra ride.


12. Free MagicBands? Not anymore!

A shelf inside a Disney World store with MagicBands, and a sign showing the prices for each kind.

Instead of having to get out your ticket every time you park hop, check into a Lightning Lane, or buy a snack, MagicBands will just let you scan its computer chip.

Disney World used to give these MagicBands to hotel guests for free, but now that you can do everything a MagicBand could do (and more) with a smartphone or Apple Watch, they’ve discontinued this freebie. But they do still work, and you still can buy them (for $29.99 and up … although people do resell them online).

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