Don’t you just love Amazon and all its endless possibilities? You can buy anything and everything from apparel, household products, and electronics to things you never thought you needed. Check out my compilation of 9 of the wackiest things I could find this month on Amazon.
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1. Oscar Mayer Bologna Face Mask
Ready to try on one of Amazon’s latest releases? Then add this Oscar Mayer Hydrogel Face Mask to your cart.
Don’t worry — no bologna got hurt in the making of this face mask.
2. Lifelike Baby Panda Doll
Nothing can be cuter than baby pandas, right? Well, until you turn them into dolls.
Complete with her outfit and stuffed plush, the Adolly baby panda gives me the creeps.
3. CVS Receipt Scarf
If you’re a true couponer, shame on you for not owning a CVS receipt scarf. Jokes aside, this is something I’d actually wear on my Sunday trips to the local CVS.
4. Placenta Plush
Baby’s first roommate. Did you know that “placenta” means “cake” in Latin?
5. Pickle Cotton Candy
Love pickles? Love cotton candy? So why not combine the best of both worlds?
6. Human Body Swimsuit
From now on this is what’ll come to mind when someone says that beauty comes from the “inside.”
7. Pimple Popping Toy
This one’s for all Dr. Pimple Popper fans.
Now you can play Dr. Pimple Popper with your very own pimple pad. It even comes with a bottle of reusable pimple pus so you can fill it and pop again and again.
8. Bacon Lip Balm
If everything tastes better with bacon, this bacon lip balm makes total sense. Just make sure you’re not too tempted to bite your lips.
9. Nicolas Cage Mermaid Sequin Pillow Cover
We saved the best for last.
If you can’t get enough of Nicolas Cage’s mad acting skills, then you’ll love the Nicolas Cage mermaid sequin pillow cover. The best part is that you can just flip the sequins up when you get tired of him staring at you.
