135+ All-Time Best Would You Rather Questions for Hours of Free Family Fun

My daughter recently stumbled upon a Would You Rather game book on her Amazon Fire Kids Tablet, and the questions she’s been asking the rest of us ever since have been ridiculously fun and silly — and sometimes shockingly thought-provoking!

What I love about Would You Rather questions (besides the crazy which-is-slightly-less-weird comparisons, of course) is how my kids and husband answer them. Their answers are often not how I would’ve expected them to reply, and playing the game has led to many hilarious conversations around the dinner table lately!

Playing Would You Rather is a great icebreaker to try with a new friend, a humorous conversation starter at mealtime when you can’t ask the kids what they learned in school that day, and fodder for hours of free family fun when you’re on a long car ride. That’s why we’ve made up 139 totally awesome Would You Rather questions that the whole family can enjoy!

This list of 139 Would You Rather questions covers gross food combinations, silly ponders about life, embarrassing school situations, and more for hours of free family fun. Here are the best Would You Rather questions to ponder.

 

Would You Rather Questions About Food

1. Would you rather drink spoiled milk or sour orange juice?

2. Would you rather eat mud or dog food?

3. Would you rather eat your favorite food every day for the rest of your life or have to try something new to eat every day?

4. Would you rather eat a bowl full of licorice jellybeans or booger jellybeans?

5. Would you rather eat moldy cheese or bad eggs?

6. Would you rather eat toe jam on your toast or belly button lint?

7. Would you rather eat worms or ants?

8. Would you rather eat monkey toes or a rat tails?

9. Would you rather drink a grass milkshake or a mud milkshake?

10. Would you rather have an unlimited supply of candy or cookies to eat?

11. Would you rather eat a bowl of worms or lick the bottom of your shoe?

12. Would you rather never again eat macaroni and cheese or never again eat pizza?

13. Would you rather eat S’mores or ice cream for dessert every day?

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14. Would you rather bite into an apple with a worm or eat a whole lemon?

15. Would you rather eat a bowl full of bad watermelon or 10 mushy brown bananas?

16. Would you rather eat a bottle of mustard or eat a stick of butter?

17. Would you rather eat a bagel covered in boogers or covered in ear wax?

 

 

 

 

 

Would You Rather Questions About Life

 

18. Would you rather always have a stuffy nose or always have a cough?

19. Would you rather not be able to speak or not be able to read?

20. Would you rather be able to read minds or predict the future?

21. Would you rather be friends with a zombie or an alien?

22. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or talk to trees?

23. Would you rather spend the rest of your life living on a bus or living on a sailboat?

24. Would you rather be able to see behind every closed door or know the winning numbers for the next lottery?

25. Would you rather have to dance every time you hear a song or nod your head along to the beat?

26. Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island or at a deserted mountaintop?

27. Would you rather move to a new city every month or never be able to leave your house?

28. Would you rather spend a month camping in a tent with no electricity or with no running water?

29. Would you rather eat cardboard or have to clean a wound with hand sanitizer?

 

Would You Rather Questions About Activities

30. Would you rather go sky diving or scuba diving?

31. Would you rather only have one crayon to color with or 10 different shades of red?

32. Would you rather travel around the world on your own yacht or your own private plane?

33. Would you rather have to skip everywhere or run everywhere?

34. Would you rather go to Hogwarts or go to the Avengers Academy?

35. Would you rather your superpower be invisibility or be able to fly?

36. Would you rather go back in time 200 years or travel 200 years to the future?

37. Would you rather have super strength or super speed?

38. Would you rather always be cold with only a bathing suit to wear or always be hot and only have a parka to wear?

39. Would you rather not be able to speak for a full day or have to stand in the corner all day long?

40. Would you rather play outside in a rainstorm or go on a scavenger hunt?

 

 

 

 

 

 

41. Would you rather play frisbee with your hands covered in peanut butter or play soccer with your feet covered in jelly?

42. Would you rather have $10 million or a thousand wishes but you can’t ask for money?

43. Would you rather spin around in circles or do jumping jacks every time you tried to walk?

44. Would you rather have superpowers like Spider-Man or be a tech genius and create your own superpowers like Iron Man?

45. Would you rather play in a sandbox full of glitter or chocolate chips?

 

 

Would You Rather Questions About Home

46. Would you rather have to clean your brother’s room or the bathroom?

47. Would you rather have a closet full of clothes you never have to wear twice or only have every single toy on your wish list?

48. Would you rather have unlimited video games to play or the world’s biggest jungle gym in your backyard to use?

49. Would you rather fold all of your family’s laundry or take out the garbage every night?

50. Would you rather have a boa constrictor as a pet or a gerbil?

51. Would you rather have a million centipedes in your bedroom or a million spiders?

52. Would you rather be in bed every night by 8 pm or up every morning at 6 am?

53. Would you rather walk barefoot over building bricks covering the living room floor or toy cars and trains?

 

 

 

 

 

 

54. Would you rather sleep on a bed of thumbtacks or have a pillow full of rocks?

55. Would you rather have a neighbor who plays loud music 24 hours a day or a neighbor who comes over every hour to see what you’re doing?

56. Would you rather have to brush your teeth with dish soap three times a day or drink a glass of water and dish soap with every meal?

57. Would you rather live in a dungeon or a barn?

58. Would you rather live in a spaceship or a castle?

59. Would you rather share your house with a family of 10 raccoons or one lion?

 

Would You Rather Questions About School

 

60. Would you rather have a math class all day long or have PE class all day long?

61. Would you rather get good grades or be the school’s best athlete?

62. Would you rather have homework only once a week or lose your computer for a month?

63. Would you rather only be able to shout in class or only be able to whisper in class?

64. Would you rather have to wear a rainbow wig to school every day or have rainbow-colored skin?

65. Would you rather have a robot for a teacher or a king from 200 years ago?

66. Would you rather go to school with your underwear on your head or your socks on your hands?

67. Would you rather only ever be able to eat the Hawaiian meatball bowl for lunch every day or mashed potatoes and gravy in the school cafeteria?

68. Would you rather go to school for 12 hours a day and have no homework, or have 12 hours of homework but never have to go to class?

69. Would you rather have Thor or Star-Lord for a teacher?

70. Would you rather have to wear a witch’s hat or Santa’s suit to school every day?

71. Would you rather go back in time to be classmates with your grandfather or travel to the future to be classmates with your future grandchild?

 

Would You Rather Questions About Animals

72. Would you rather ride a camel, or ride a humpback whale?

73. Would you rather be stuck in a cave with a skunk or with a snake?

74. Would you rather have a dog for a pet or a cat for a pet?

75. Would you rather have a pet unicorn or a pet narwhal?

76. Would you rather be a lion in a zoo or an elephant in a circus?

77. Would you rather have 100 pets or 100 siblings?

78. Would you rather ride an elephant or swim with a mermaid?

79. Would you rather have a pet elephant or a pet gorilla?

 

Funny Would You Rather Questions

80. Would you rather have a pig nose or a rat tail?

81. Would you rather have two noses on your face or feet for hands?

82. Would you rather wear a clown nose every day for five years or a blow-up dinosaur costume?

83. Would you rather be caught picking a booger in public or always smelling like a fart?

 

 

 

 

 

84. Would you rather have a tree growing out of your head or a monkey face?

85. Would you rather cry chocolate tears or have lasers come out of your eyes when you are sad?

86. Would you rather your laugh sound like a gobbling turkey or a mooing cow?

87. Would you rather get a pie smashed in your face or go swimming in a pool of chocolate pudding?

88. Would you rather have an imaginary best friend or an imaginary pet dinosaur?

89. Would you rather have hiccups that you can’t get rid of or walk everywhere backward?

90. Would you rather have to burp for five minutes at the start of every hour, or sneeze for five minutes at the start of every hour?

91. Would you rather smell a skunk all the time or smell baby poo?

92. Would you rather wear your best friend’s dirty underwear or use their toothbrush?

93. Would you rather be able to stay up as late as you want or sleep in as late as you want?

94. Would you rather have to carry a bunch of poison ivy around all day long in your bare hands or a pile of thumbtacks?

95. Would you rather always have a bad haircut or always have stinky breath?

96. Would you rather have eyebrows that turned red every time you told a lie or have your nose turn orange every time you laughed?

97. Would you rather have two feet on one leg or two hands on one arm?

98. Would you rather have to eat a food you hate every day for breakfast or only be able to watch the TV show you hate the most every day?

99. Would you rather catch the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus in your living room?

100. Would you rather have your bedroom floor covered in lava or rattlesnakes?

101. Would you rather live with a family of monkeys in the jungle or with a family of dolphins in the sea?

 

Would You Rather Questions About Money

102. Would you rather have $1 million today or $1,000 a day for the next 1,000 days?

103. Would you rather have a job you love that doesn’t pay well or a job you hate that is six figures?

104. Would you rather shop only in a mall or only online?

105. Would you rather win the lottery and have to give half to charity or half to a stranger?

106. Would you rather lose all your money but live a happy life or have unlimited money but live a miserable life?

107. Would you rather be an expert in saving money or an expert in spending it wisely?

108. Would you rather be poor and fun or rich and boring?

109. Would you rather have more time but less money or more money but less time?

110. Would you rather save money or spend money?

111. Would you rather own a yacht or own an island?

112. Would you rather be with someone who is rich but isn’t very nice, or poor who is incredibly kind?

113. Would you rather win your dream vacation or $10,000 in cash?

114. Would you rather donate your time or your money?

115. Would you rather buy one designer bag or an entire wardrobe at Target?

116. Would you rather have your debt or your stress disappear forever?

117. Would you rather win $10,000 in coffee gift cards or $10,000 in clothing gift cards?

118, Would you rather eat fast food every night or once a month at a fancy restaurant?

119. Would you rather have more money or more friends?

120. Would you rather give bad financial advice or take bad financial advice?

121. Would you rather have your bank statements or your health records made public?

122. Would you rather spend on material items or experiences?

123. Would you rather have an endless amount of money or find your soulmate?

124. Would you rather win $5,000 or have your friend win $10,000?

125. Would you rather spend $100,000 on your dream car or $100,000 on your dream house?

126. Would you rather get $100 or have your face on every $100 bill?

127. Would you rather be famous and poor or unknown and rich?

128. Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long?

129. Would you rather be a millionaire but never have a day off or be poor but never have to pay a bill?

130. Would you rather eliminate your student loans or eliminate your credit card debt?

131. Would you rather win $100,000 at age 20 or $1 million at age 60?

132. Would you rather go back in your life and fix a money mistake you made or jump ahead and see where you end up?

133. Would you rather be a millionaire 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

134. Would you rather get $2,000 or a 2-minute shopping spree in the store of your choice?

135. Would you rather go anywhere in the world for a week or take a staycation for a month?

136. Would you rather give money to a person you don’t like or donate to a cause you don’t agree with?

137. Would you rather be able to travel whenever you wanted or shop whenever you wanted?

138. Would you rather have all your needs paid for for the rest of your life or all your wants?

139. Would you rather spend on a lavish honeymoon or a huge wedding?